QuickFo:What? Hillcrest School Sadie Hawkins
When? This Saturday 8:30pm-11:30pm
Date? It's Best, Ladies choice
Dress? Casual
Dancing? Well that's debatable, which I shall do right now
the reason I really haven't posted anything for a while is because I'm truly not aware of any dances that are going on this week, apart from the Hillcrest one this Saturday. I know that it's called a dance but the problem I find is that, what I call dancing doesn't seem to be the same thing as what they do at a dance.
The Typical Dance
~jumping up and down in front of the speakers concert style,
~gangsta' style moves
~the part that is censored above not so easy for my brain
~people who simply stand there and have no clue what to do,
~"wallflowers"
and that pretty much makes up the entire dance, with a couple of dancer exceptions.
But the reason for this I believe is that school dances are systematically flawed, and I'll tell you the reasons why, one no dance instruction insures total ignorance right from the get go, two Rap and slow mushy songs dominate, Three school dances are all about going on a date which means only one partner per person, Four the atmosphere of the school cafeteria is very exiting, and five No WMCA, seriously, just give the people what they want.
And now I can get off my soap box and join the rest of the world.


